How to Open a Banana Like A Monkey

This is probably the most useful thing you will learn this year. OK, perhaps not if you don't eat bananas that often.

I personally eat bananas several times a week so I was amazed that there was a quicker way to get my potassium fix. We need to give more credit to those damned dirty apes. Damn them. God damn them all to hell!!

p.s. Due to my natural scepticism, I immediately went and opened a banana this way to see if it works (It did!). I am simply amazed at how easy it is to amaze me :)