A duck walks into a bar

A duck walks into a bar….
Got any bread..
Barman says no..
Got any bread .
No..
Got any bread .
No..
Got any bread.
No.we haven't
Got any bread,
Ask me again and i'll nail your freakin beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a bird….
Got any nails?…
No!
Got any bread ? ;)